Monday, March 5, 2007

Playmate Anna Nicole Smith

Philosophy professors ask, “Do we exist?” Cosmeticians ask, “What color nails would you like?” John F. Kennedy said “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” Anna Nicole Smith’s cosmetic surgeon asked the 36A beauty “What sized breasts would you like?” She actually looked better at 36A than at 42DD but very few women are winning the Playboy Playmate of the Year Title at 36A.

The 21 year old Anna Nicole Smith was 5’8” tall with beautiful blonde hair and a body to die for, with perfect nice sized perky 36A breasts. She was perhaps the greatest beauty ever to grace the earth. She was working as a stripper in a Houston bar when this 89 year old pedophile oil tycoon wandered in and fell madly in love with her. He showered her with money, gifts, flowers and new breasts. Had Anna never met him she would not have had the money to buy new breasts, never become Playboy Playmate of the Year and the Guess Jeans Model and she would be alive today, a happy housewife with a white picket fence living in Houston Texas.

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